“What on Earth for?”
“It’s something I’ve been thinking about for a long time. If you don’t do it, I’ll just go to another doctor.”
“OK, but it’s against my better judgment.”
Steve has his operation. The next day he walks down the hospital corridor very slowly, legs apart, with his drip stand. Heading toward him is another patient walking exactly the same way.
“Hi there,” says Steve, “It looks as if you’ve just had the same operation as me.”
“Yeah,” says the patient, “I finally decided I’d like to be circumcised.”
Steve’s eyes widen in horror, “Oh no! That’s the word!”
A cheerful heart is good medicine Proverbs 17:22
Did You Know?: The ten largest healthcare occupations represent 5.5 percent of national employment.
Forty-two percent of employment in healthcare occupations are related to nursing, including nursing assistants. Employment for registered nurses was nearly 2.7 million in May 2014, making it one of the largest occupations in the nation. The annual average wage for nurses was nearly $70,000. The top 10 percent of nurses earned $98,880 per year or more. Among the ten largest healthcare occupations, the top paying was physicians and surgeons, all other, with annual average wages of $189,760.-U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics